There Will Not BE An Election In November

Opinion

by Lord_Vegas -- political animal



I really do not understand the great hoo-ha about Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama and John McCain. This entire election thing is, after all a sham. There will BE no election in November.

A Brief History

Remember how George W Bush STOLE the election from Al Gore in 2000? We all know, although conservatives might try to ignore it, that had those partisan Democrat vote counters in those Democrat counties in Florida been given free reign to ascertain the real intent of the voters, they would eventually have been able to discover what we all know -- Al Gore won the 2000 election.

Oh, I know what you are going to say. The Miami, New York, Los Angeles and Philadelphia newspapers conducted their own investigation of those hanging chads after the fact, but those bastions of impartiality could not have divined the real intent of voters nearly as well as the appointed officials in those counties. They simply lacked the requisite imagination.

And so, having stolen the election, we all know that President Bush then orchestrated the 9-11 attack, to give us a reason to depose Saddam Hussein. Remember? Fire doesn't melt steel? That was, and always will remain, the most cogent argument for the inside job conspiracy theory.

Although, I have never been able to explain why, if it was all a plot to depose Saddam Hussein, why he didn't use Iraqi agents in the attack. Oh well, no conspiracy ever survives contact with the enemy -- that is a maxim of war.

So, having embarked on a national policy of war for oil, to create wealth for his friends in the oil industry and Halliburton, the President now had to deal with an unfriendly public, press and Democrat Party. In order to maintain his control of government he had to find a way to get himself re-elected.

This, of course, was going to be impossible. He barely managed to steal 2000 -- it was inevitable that a real war hero like John Kerry was going to beat him like an old rug in the election of 2004.

Enter Diebold™. Chalk up another stolen election, this time through voting machine fraud in Ohio. I mean, nobody is that lucky. Two elections in a row? It had to be planned.

With his new-found Diebold™ mandate, he stuck his finger in the eye of the American People, and not only stayed in Iraq -- but eventually he even increased the troops there.

The price of oil skyrocketed. His friends, especially because of his tax cuts for the rich, got richer. All was happy with the House of Bush.

Even so, with all the constitutional power this President has usurped, there is still the matter of the XXII Amendment, prohibiting President Bush from running for a third term. Should a Democrat be elected in 2008, all the careful schemes this president has concocted would come to an ignominious end.

Even if Jon McCain should prevail, it is unlikely that he would continue the path this president has chosen, rewarding his buddies in the oil industry with windfall profits.

Conclusion

And so, this president is faced with only one option. People on the fringe left have been warning us of this for years, but of course, we have not deigned to listen. President Bush will concoct another 9-11 style attack, and then seize power, declaring Martial Law. (or Marshall Law as more than one poster has called it).

Expect it, prepare for it, accept it. You heard it here first.