Redneck Solution to Iraq - On the Lighter Side

It seems the Penatgon has come up with an easy solution to the terrorists in Iraq.

They will form an all Redneck Volunteer unit and arm them with only the following facts:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-up trucks or Jesus.
5. They are directly resposible for the death of Dale Ernhart.

Inside sources say the insurgency problem will be cleared up by the end of the month.